at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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