escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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