we made out on top of his cat.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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