Ambien. No doubt about it.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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