Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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