I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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