Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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