I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Randomize
