Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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