Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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