so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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