they need to just BURY HIM!
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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