Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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