Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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