and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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