im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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