I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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