I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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