I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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