You made me cry and you don't even care
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
NoShamevember. You game?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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