i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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