Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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