evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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