Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
