This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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