It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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