I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
