Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
