I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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