the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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