I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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