Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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