oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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