He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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