Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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