You surviving the open bar?
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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