I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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