Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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