I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Oh god it's open bar.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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