i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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