My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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