How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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