thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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