There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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