I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
