Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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