You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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