Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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