Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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