I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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