we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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