The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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