Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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