I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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