Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I believe in your delicious
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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