so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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