Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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