I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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